Once there was a man who always managed to grow an incredible stache every time. His staches were so incredible and great that when people looked at him all they noticed was his stache. His staches became so glorious that his other facial features could no longer be seen. He was soon known as STACHE MAN! He maintained his staches so well that not only were they glorious but they began to develop super powers, so each time he grew an incredible stache which was every time obviously, he stashed it in a case that soon became know as his STASH OF STASHES. With his stash of staches in hand Stache Man sought out to save the Day, with his facial hair, and he did and continues to do so. See more!